"So what is it that you do?" Ah yes, the common question that seems to receive a tongue-tied answer by the newly self-employed. Let's cut to the chase - you want to make bank deposits. You want to be in a self-sustaining and prayerfully profitable business. That's why you do whatever it is that you do. You MUST have an answer that explains clearly what your job and what your role is. Ultimately, your conversation should be building intrigue.